Skip to the article , or search this site. In a stunning, sublime act of teen dirtbaggery, after an argument with his parents which we can only pray was about fine ham this weekend, a San Jose teenager ran away from home by hopping the fence and stowing away in the wheel well of a plane bound for Hawaii. The year-old stowaway survived temperatures as low as 80 degrees below zero and the thin air available at 38, feet, FBI spokesman Tom Simon said. Officials confirmed that the teen reportedly planned to return home by skateboarding across the Pacific. Mallory is an Editor of The Toast. Skip to the top of the page , search this site , or read the article again. Tags: flying no big deal runaways teenage dirtbags teens.
Extremities, dirt and nasty repressed depravities Vol. 8